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DokuWiki can include feeds into its pages. Below I show 2 news feeds plus 2 that are intended to be humorous. Since I have no control over the content that is presented, please don't be offended if you don't like the news or don't appreciate the humor.
BBC News / Science
- Toby Jones stars in film about UK Mars missionMackenzie Crook directs the story of the British professor whose probe lost contact upon touchdown.
- Four grizzly bears killed in Canada after fatal attack on mother and daughterThe sow and her three cubs were responsible for killing Jennifer Balcarras, 48, and her daughter Selah Reed, 20, earlier this month.
- Bid to restore rare Atlantic rainforest secures £6m lottery grantHubs offering training in conservation work are to be set up in Torridon, Morvern and mid-Argyll.
- Artist creates world's biggest soil paintingPhil Lambert used four types of soil, including some collected from his mother, to create his work.
- Duchy tenants may have to buy farms or leave as Prince William plans sell-offA ten-year strategy to raise £500m from the Duchy of Cornwall will see farms sold off across England.
BBC News / Technology
- New Indian mega library rocked by scandal over 'AI-generated books'The Tamil Nadu government has ordered an internal audit of library collections across the state.
- What we know so far about Jensen Huang's affair with suspected Chinese spyThe billionaire tech executive finds himself mired in a personal and national security scandal.
- Robot vessels take on the dangerous work of mine huntingThe conflict in the Gulf is an opportunity for the US to test its autonomous mine-hunting systems.
- Nvidia hires major US law firm to investigate alleged Chinese spy affairThe appointment was made after it emerged Jensen Huang had an affair with a woman believed to be a spy for China.
- Tech LifeWe investigate internet-connected device flaws worldwide, plus US election tech fallout.
Reddit PoliticalHumor
- This is why Jeffries needs to go
submitted by /u/Agreeable-MenuEven if the impeachment vote against Hegseth was doomed to fail in the Senate or by the no vote Republicans, why would you not be on the record for impeachment
as a Democratas a decent human being?
[link] [comments] - Pete Hegseth giving off serious Captain Sobel energy.
submitted by /u/KillintymPete Hegseth giving off serious Captain Sobel energy.
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The Daily Mash
- People who are great in bed call for accreditation scheme
THE UK’s truly great lovers are calling for a government-recognised qualification after finding their factual claims are too often dismissed as boasts.
- All women who were alive during 00s entitled to compensation
ANY woman who existed during the Noughties is eligible for a cash payout to make up for the trauma they undoubtedly suffered during the ten-year period.
- Prince George ‘a bloody nepo baby’
PRINCE George only got his drawing of a kingfisher into Country Life because it was edited by his father, it has emerged.
- Public hopes we’re getting all the nasty news out of the way before a lovely Christmas
THE public has enjoyed yet more news about famous sexual predators but hopes it will all wrap up by the end of November, in time for a lovely Christmas.
- Not stapling it to your forehead: Six ways you are a sickening poppy-disrespecter
EVERY year Remembrance Day is marred by leftie traitors failing to observe correct poppy etiquette. Here is how the scum of society disrespect our heroic fallen.
- Gordon Ramsey, and six other alpha twats who’d fancy their chances as United manager
THE position of Manchester United manager is likely to be open by lunchtime tomorrow, and after the last decade nobody much fancies it. Except these pumped-up pricks.
- Workhouse orphan to lord of all you survey: the lifestyle your astronomical London salary buys around Britain
YOU’RE on £95,000pa, and in the capital you’re lucky if that buys you Pret. In the rest of Britain your epic London salary could get you so much more.
- It’s alright, he’s basking in God’s forgiveness
MINOR issues like earthy incarceration are as nothing to a committed Christian who knows the infinite mercy of our benevolent Lord, the public has been assured.